Heard in the Parking Lot of a Wal-Mart

Edgar: So, when you got the computer, did you watch TV and play with it at the same time?

Me: Of course I did.

Edgar: I don't get how you can do that. How do you take anything in?

Me: How do I take in what's on TV while I use the computer or how do I pay attention to the computer when there's stuff on TV?

Edgar: Both.

Me: (cupping my hands to the outside of my ears a la kindergarten) I use my special listening ears.