That's the stuff

I just received this email from my husband. He's 33, not 13. And I love him dearly. (Also, excuse the typos and lack of punctuation; we are very informal in our emails because punctuation IS JUST SO HARD).

Oh my god the lady that sits in front of me is so annoying she is always on the phone making personal calls and complaining. She also likes to burp LOL and sometimes I think she passes gas since I hear fart sounds coming out of her cubicle. LOL