This is what makes a marriage work

Me: "The pasta was good, but I just wish they would put it in different takeout containers, because those make it have this aluminum taste. Like, I feel like I'm scraping silverware across my teeth and it's making me shudder just thinking about it."

Edgar: "You're weird."

Me: "Oh, yeah? Well you're the weirdest weird that ever did weird!"

Edgar: "What are you, five?"

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